why adults fail at yugioh

adults fail at children's card games (such as Yugioh and Pokemon) because they dont understand how to cheat.
if you watch two kids playing a card game one of them is going to cheat. nuff said?
i dont think so.
see....me and my friend, riley, play pokemon sometimes at his house.
now, because riley is 7 he likes to win.
alot. and because i am 16, i WILL not lose to him (seriousally! hes 7!)
so because we both HAVE to win, we cheat.
normally this is not an issue, because NORMALLY only one person will cheat at a time.
this isnt the case.
things get even crazyer when his little brother (whom is 3) and my mother (whom is 40) join in.
jonas (his brother) attempts to play the game.
my mother, trys to get us to all play fairly.



it doesnt happen.