mother ******

my mom best not be reading my blog.
or ill slap a hoe.
hehe ☺

6 word sentences

lol okay, so today i watched a video on youtube called "6 words" (i actually found it by watching a j0ames viedo, but w/e) and it was pretty cool.

now i have my OWN 6 words for you.

"too much drama is not good"


yea, thats right.
suck it.

waitwhat?! lonley danceing homeless butter sex?

i asked all the guys i know tonight to give me a topic, and this is what they said:
andrew: homeless people
derek: lonlyness (fucking emo kid!)
nick: butter
brandon: waitwhat?
damian: sex.
i will now write a paragraph for each topic.
enjoy.

homeless people:
if defined, homelessness is the condition and social category of people who lack housing, because they cannot afford, or are otherwise unable to maintain, regular, safe, and adequate shelter. so if short, homeless people are lazy. lol im just kidding, i feel bad for them. it must be cold, and i HATE being cold. i once slept outside for 2 nights for a 'homeless project' i was doing in 6th grade, and i was SUPER mad. no wonder you never see a homeless guy smiling, eh?

lonlyness:
my friend derek is lonley. any girl reading this, DATE HIM!
nuff said.


waitwhat?:
when asked a question that one does not understand, waitwhat is the proper responce. unless in class, a buisness meating, or any other educational event you should use such a responce.

sex:
uh....


and that was my blog about random topics.
:)

I AM A HARDCORE PEDOPHILE BITCHEZ

Hi. Someone named Amanda is invading Sarah's bloggggggggggggg of deathhhhhhhhhhhh.

Yay! Invading!










penis.

3 years too retro

earlyer this week i found my diary from back in 7th grade.
i read the date on my final entry and it was "april 1st, 2006"
and since i actually FOUND the diary on april 1st, it was totally cool.
so i read it and it went as folowed:

Dear Diary,
Today is april fools day, and i have NO idea whats going to happen today. since back in wisconsin EVERYONE played really mean jokes on me, im not sure if that will happen here too.
Also, today in science i fainted. im not sure why, but it was very scary. i got really really dizzy and then the next thing i know justin is standing over me saying "sarah! are you okay?" its a good thing it was before class started, because no one was there but justin and gary to see it.


and that was the last time i wrote in my diary.
haha happy times, eh?